The message in bold is the new message. When the blue light on your EPF phone is flashing it means there is a new message. Click on the phone to see the message.
November 6, 2014 (Gary)
At the Director’s request, I’m cleaning up the lab. Keep an eye out for my missing sock!
October 30, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Submersible blueprints are missing from Gary’s lab. Fish bits were discovered outside an air vent. This security breach is unacceptable.
October 23, 2014 (Gary)
There’s something suspicious going on at the Puffle Hotel. Agents, your skills are needed to get to the bottom of this.
October 16, 2014 (Dot)
I’m going undercover to keep an eye on paranormal activities. The puffle fountain is a great hiding place.
October 9, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
No suspicious movement has been reported from Herbert. But Klutzy has been stealing pizza. Keep watch on the Pizza Parlor.
October 2, 2014 (Director)
Great job agents. The school is secure. Rookie is being briefed on proper project management.
September 25, 2014 (Rookie)
Heya! I almost got this school building thing figured. Did I miss anything?
September 18, 2014 (Director)
Agents. Watch for suspicious activity at the school. It may be Herbert’s target.
September 11, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Agents! I have a confirmed sighting. Repeat, Klutzy found Herbert. This ain’t good.
September 4, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Reporting in. Klutzy spotted in the wilds. Gonna track him to see where he’s headed.
August 28, 2014 (Gary)
Agents, if you observe a chicken puffle wearing a beanie, please report the location to HQ. Rookie may have enchanted himself…
August 21, 2014 (Rookie)
All this magic is so NEAT! I’m gonna read Garianna’s magic book. I’m gonna show ’em how to become a unicorn puffle!
August 14, 2014 (Rookie)
Heya agent buddies! We have visitors from Arendelle coming. Let’s get the island ready. No villains, okay?! Or anvils… or cursed candy… or…
August 7, 2014 (Gary)
Excellent work with the go-karts agents. With the addition of cream soda to the hot sauce mix, I’ll be able to make them even faster!
July 31, 2014 (Gary)
Agents! I need your help testing my newest invention, the Racer 3000. Head to the Forts and tell me what you think!
July 24, 2014 (Gary)
Some minor setbacks have occurred with the Racer 3000s. Don’t mind the explosions. Everything is on track for next week!
July 17, 2014 (Rookie)
That cruise ship is HUGE! I was wandering around inside and I lost my wrench. Anyone know where it is?
July 10, 2014 (Gary)
I’ve been experimenting with new modes of locomotion. And I don’t mean trains. Bring any extra hot sauce to the HQ!
July 3, 2014 (Director)
The Penguin Cup is secure in my office. It is a valuable asset. Also, I like it.
June 26, 2014 (Rookie)
JPG always says the EPF needs to stay in shape. So let’s join the Penguin Cup! Yay baseball!
June 19, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
If you help with G’s experiments, at, HQ, keep explosions to a minimum.
June 12, 2014 (Gary)
Thanks to those agents that defeated Protobot. I’m going to analyze his parts at HQ. They’re very advanced.
June 5, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Good flying, agents. Protobot is neutralized. Let’s keep it that way.
May 29, 4014 (Director)
Agents! Ultimate Protobot is attacking in the future. We must stop him. Gary 3000’s secret cannot fall into enemy hands.
May 22, 4014 (Gary)
The time portal is active! You go ahead to the future while I maintain the portal. Otherwise, you won’t be able to get back!
May 15, 2014 (Director)
We are going to the future, agents. Our priority is stopping Protobot. Good luck.
May 8, 2014 (Gary)
My trip to the future was successful, but I detected a Protobot power signature. We’ll need to take more readings.
May 1, 2014 (Rookie)
Hey guys! The Director gave me back my Spy Phone privileges and the keys to Gary’s lab so I can help him clean. Yay!!! What could possibly go wrong?!
April 24, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Agents, puffle tricks are a great way to train your pet. An elite agent needs an elite sidekick.
April 17, 2014 (PH)
You guys are ACE! This puffle celebration is gonna be a hit! There’s no sign of Herbert anywhere. Thanks for protecting these little critters!
April 10, 2014 (Dot)
Get your puffle disguises together, agents. The party starts next week and we don’t want precious pets to go missing. You never know where Herbert could be hiding.
April 3, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Rockhopper’s coming in for an emergency stop. Get ready to aid the captain. We don’t know what could be behind his dwindling supplies.
March 28, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Agents. We received a tip that the Museum may be targeted for a robbery. Let’s increase our security. Stay sharp.
March 20, 2014 (Director)
Rookie. Report to my office immediately. Your Spy Phone privileges have been suspended.
March 13, 2014 (Rookie)
Hey Director, Rubber ducky and I were playing hide-and-seek. What’s this encrypted file Q1BJQg-2001 about?
March 6, 2014 (Gary)
Great news agents! The Command Room is fully operational! Try out the lockers, they’re a 2000 series!
February 27, 2014 (Director)
Repairs to the Indestructible Containment Environment took longer than expected. The Command Room will be fully functional again next week.
February 20, 2014 (Rookie)
Hey! I’m sure the Director wouldn’t mind if everyone took a break and tried out some of the rides at the Fair! Cause they’re AMAZING!
February 13, 2014 (Gary)
An arcade machine has gone missing from the Lounge. There is a 27.84% chance it will explode if plugged in. Inform me if anyone sees it.
February 6, 2014 (Gary)
Our trip to the past was a success! The Forest changed but didn’t have any negative effects. We’ll need to observe the Iceberg for changes still.
January 30, 2014 (Gary)
Creating disturbances in the past could cause temporal paradoxes to occur. Agents, keep an eye out for any changes and remember to step lightly.
January 23, 2014 (Dot)
Agents, the Stone-Age is a great place to practice your disguise skills – plants, dinosaurs, mud puddles. If you can hide from the dinosaurs, you’ve got your disguise down.
January 16, 2014 (Gary)
I’ve received a message from my great uncle Garugg the Ugg Ugg. Agents, I shall require your assistance. We are about to step back in time. Things could get dangerous.
January 9, 2014 (Jet Pack Guy)
Agents! A mysterious message has been found at the Snow Forts. Secure the perimeter and search for clues.
January 3, 2014 (Rookie)
Happy New Year! That was the BEST Year EVER! There were puffles, super heroes, dragons, vampires, and… uh oh. I don’t think I’m supposed to use this for non-EPF messages…
December 26, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Crab-like footprints have been reported in the Wilds. We suspect they belong to Klutzy. It’s difficult to trace them back to a single location. We may need to bring in an expert.
December 19, 2013 (Gary)
Agents, we’ll need everyone’s help to recover the coins Herbert stole. And perhaps with a few modifications I can convert this train for EPF use… back to the lab!
December 12, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
We can’t pinpoint Herbert’s location. The puffles who carried him off know the Wilds well. Keep an eye out for clues and report anything unusual. He can’t have gone too far.
December 5, 2013 (Director)
Well done, agents. The puffles are safe. Herbert is no match for the EPF.
November 28, 2013 (Gary)
Keep up the great work. I’ve cracked 87.456% of Herbert’s security systems. I just need the remaining chips.
November 21, 2013 (Director)
Agents, we’ve set up an Outpost behind the Ski Village. Head there to get your orders and rescue the missing puffles.
November 14, 2013 (PH)
Puffles have been going missing all over the island. Are there are tracks leading out into the wild. We believe Herbert’s behind this.
November 7, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
There’s something suspicious going on out in the wilds. Get ready for rough terrain agents. We’ll be heading into the wilderness.
November 1, 2013 (Dot)
Herbert-sized footprints have been reported in the wilds. We’ve sent Jet Pack Guy to investigate and will update you as soon as we have more information.
October 24, 2013 (Director)
Every agent has impressed me greatly with their hard work. You’ve successfully helped protect the island for 8 years. I look forward to continuing to work with you.
October 17, 2013 (Rookie)
Hey guys! So some of the candy was cursed, and is turning everyone into vampires, werewolves, and zombies. My bad. If you don’t wanna be a monster. don’t eat the candy.
October 10, 2013 (Rookie)
Hi everybody! Did u hear I’m planning the Halloween party?! Make sure u all dress up and eat candy, k? Nothing bad’s going to happen, so u can take a break and relax.
October 3, 2013 (Gary)
What exciting discoveries! Transformations, mysterious seeds, and an oddly familiar wizard. Rookie will be handling Halloween while I head to the lab to research!
September 26, 2013 (Gary)
Gadzooks! This party is absolutely medieval! There is a 99.5% probability princesses are in need of rescuing.
September 19, 2013 (Director)
There are chickens on the loose. Round them up, agents. It’s a matter of national security.
September 12, 2013 (Dot)
Agents, honing your skills is essential. Make sure you’re practicing your Spy Drills. You can never be too prepared.
September 5, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Herbert’s been far too quiet lately. We’re beginning to wonder if we’ve seen the last of him. Or if he’ll wash up somewhere.
August 29, 2013 (Rookie)
I had a great vacation :D And rubber ducky took care of everything! It was like I wasn’t even gone O.o
August 22, 2013 (Dot)
The Summer Jam has started. Keep your eyes peeled for troublemakers, but don’t forget to hit the beach and have some fun!
August 15, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Great work agents. Darth Herbert and the Empire have been defeated. Take a break. You deserve it.
August 8, 2013 (Director)
Agents. The data has been analyzed and we’ve found the Death Star’s weakness. Get to Yavin 4 and take the space station down.
August 1, 2013 (Dot)
Alright agents. Time to infiltrate the Death Star. Darth Herbert’s going down!
July 25, 2013 (Director)
Agents. Report to Tatooine to join the Rebel Alliance. The fate of the galaxy rests with you.
July 18, 2013 (Gary)
The Death Star is approaching rapidly. Agents – continue preparations for the landing of the Millennium Falcon at the Dock.
July 11, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Reports are coming in of puffles digging up rare items! Those goofy little fur balls never cease to amaze me. Great to have ’em on our team.
July 4, 2013 (Rookie)
University is AWESOME! I wish we could go to school ALL YEAR ROUND! We could learn about poems… and ROCKS! Like my pet ROCK!
June 27, 2013 (Dot)
Lots of strange characters around the island… Agents, go undercover in a one-eyed mask or furry monster suit and see what intel you can dig up.
June 20, 2013 (Rookie)
Did you see?! Construction’s done at the Ski Village! But those big phones DON’T WORK. Dot says they’re “for decoration ONLY”.
June 13, 2013 (Gary)
Despite extensive experimentation, the application of that stolen hot sauce remains unclear. One indisputable fact – that polar bear is keeping an awfully low profile!
June 6, 2013 (Director)
Agents. Continue to join our ninja allies in battle. Defend the island. The threat is great.
May 30, 2013 (Dot)
Great to see so many agents doing Spy Drills. Kudos you guys. And now that you’ve banked some medals, reward yourself. Elite gear!
May 23, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Warning all agents. Nearly crash landed when a strong wind knocked me off course. Not every day I fly through flurries as dangerous as those. Real chilly up there.
May 16, 2013 (Gary)
Electromagnetic levels are normal. And I’ve collected some fascinating minerals! Now my Climatron 3000 is just picking up a rise in sub-zero moisture. We’re in for a cold snap!
May 9, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Report to the Command Room to check out Spy Drills- our new elite training terminal. Earn medals. Gear up. Enough said.
May 2, 2013 (Rookie)
So far I’ve met 152 robots!! So COOL. But they are NOT friendly. Like, for example, they are NOT going in for high fives.
April 25, 2013 (Dot)
Attention. We’re seeing a major outbreak of robots all over the island. And a lot of penguins in tights. Keep alert. There’s only one bag of bolts who could be behind this!
April 18, 2013 (Gary)
Recent fluctuations in seismic activity are affecting rock composition in a most peculiar way… crystals unlike and I’ve studied before…
April 11, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
I’m seeing a lot of real fine work out there, agents. One agent in particular showed great skill and bravery. You know who you are.
April 5, 2013 (Gary)
A highly unstable, flammable substance was stolen from the Pizza Parlor! This could have exceedingly devastating consequences. I repeat. This is bad.
March 28, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Agents. It’s been too quiet for comfort lately. We’ve got a couple of high profile threats we haven’t tracked down. Keep sharp out there.
March 21, 2013 (Gary)
Zounds! Re-construction of the EPF is coming along splendiferously. I’m particularly ecstatic about the addition of an on-site lab! For SCIENCE!
March 14, 2013 (PH)
Heya agents! Got some construction going around the Pet Shop–would ya mind keeping an eye out? This is an important event — I need extra security!
March 7, 2013 (Rookie)
Did you guys see the big crates in the Command Room? What’s in them?! Probably TVs… Or no. Maybe a pair of giant purple chocolate elephants! I’M SO EXCITED!!!
February 28, 2013 (Gary)
Anyone else find the cubic measure of their Spy Phone excessively voluminous? Gadzooks! I think it might be time to experiment with an upgrade!
February 21, 2013 (Dot)
Great job, Agents – things seem to be going off without a hitch. Now let’s keep up surveillance at the Awards Show. I want to see you all looking sharp.
February 14, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Keep your eyes peeled for suspicious activity at film shoots. Security is top priority with all these VIP’s mulling around.
February 7, 2013 (Rookie)
Hey guys! Have you seen Herbert? Or any signs of him like fur or vegetarian stuff? It’s so weird that he just totally completely disappeared… Don’t you THINK?
January 31, 2013 (Gary)
Terrible news! I accidentally fixed the temporal distortion. Things are back to normal. Hopefully I’ll figure out how to break it again someday!
January 17, 2013 (Gary)
Anyone feel like creating a temporal singularity and traveling back in time with me? There are lots of dinosaurs there!
January 10, 2013 (Jet Pack Guy)
Umm… Gary? Are you feeling okay? You’ve been acting… kinda strange.